how the fuck would you know youre a shirtless guy on facebook
go away
somebody mailed him that index card and he’s posting it because he’s confused and wants somebody to tell him what it means
we should put all the people who produce stuff like this on an island and call it Useless Fuckbag Island
girls this is literally all you want
you’re not getting anything else other than vapid validation from now on
I’m an expert on the subject, Strategically Framed Abs told me so
So many people on my dash are complaining about how hot it is where they live.
And I’m just like: “I live in Ireland. We have 3 types of weather: cold, really cold and that one week we get that’s like a Spanish summer”
This represents a significant innovation in the people/rain/drizzle/hurricane field, and—as always—the hardworking Valerie2776 at peopleraindrizzlehurricane is there to document it.
OH MY GOD
Is that…?
Is this…?
HOLY SHIT IT IS.
UKUHEAKFSJILEURKSHKRJBTGF, OMG THIS IS PERFECT!
I’ve never been so excited in my life.
perfection = this? I think so.
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m so, so sorry that that has to happen to you. I want to help. And I can’t. You have to do this. You have to do this probably alone, even if you ask other people for help. But you CAN do this. That’s the thing to remember. The thing to remember is that deep down inside of you, somewhere, there is a bedrock. There is something in you that is similar to the knights that you read about, and similar to the heros that you dream about. And you have that in you, the same way that they do. And if you hold on to that, you can weather what ever is happening to you no matter what happens, no matter what people say, no matter who comes down on you or how intelligent they are, old they are, big they are… you’re better than they are. Because you’re not doing to other people what they’re doing to you. And you can make it. It’s gonna suck, it’s gonna suck balls, but you can do it, you can absolutely do it. Just don’t… …don’t give up.
